E. D. M. OF THE FUTURE

  1. In the year 2000, I went on a date with a girl for one of the first times ever
  2. I said I thought electronic music was the future of music.
    Because I was obsessed with The Who and read all this stuff where Pete Townshend was talking about synthesizers, etc. And because I thought it would make it easier for less talented people to make music. And because she went to Columbia in New. York. City. and so I had to try to be sophisticated and interesting to keep up.
  3. She said it's been the future of music for 20 years.
  4. And she was right and I was put in my place.
  5. Until Molly was invented. And it turned out I was right all along.
  6. What drug do I have to invent?
    To make Dippin' Dots go mainstream?