SECOND HAND SHOWER THOUGHTS
Recycled from /r/ShowerThoughts. Channeling my inner BuzzFeed
- •X88B88 looks like the word voodoo reflecting off itself
- •The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen
- •When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow
- •When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, are DEN-MARK
- •Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines.
- •The word Fat looks like someone just took a bit out of the word Eat
- •Mitch Hedberg would have been the king of Twitter
- •When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine
- •Centaurs have two rib cages
- •They should announce a sequel to the movie Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original.