I wish for
  1. A search engine for a cappella versions of pop songs written by Bonnie McKee and/or Dr Luke
  2. A direct connection from my brain to the Internet
    So everyone can stop yelling at me for looking at my phone too much
  3. That I could fix all the misuses of the nominative case
    "... for you and I..." Vom. Stop over correcting to sound smart. It's making you sound dumb. Occasionally acceptable in song lyrics or poetry to make a rhyme.
  4. A suntan
  5. That I could get everyone else to understand why all the things I'm obsessed with are so awesome and have them love those things too
    For example that song Semi-charmed Life
  6. In unit washer dryer
    Finally got this. It is the best thing in my life.