1. The best way to cure a hangover is to be under 25
  2. Someone's therapist knows all about you
  3. My life may not always be together but at least I know the difference between your and you're.
  4. Telling black folks to be "respectful" to police to avoid dying is like telling women to dress "appropriately" to avoid rape.
    I would have done this one without the quotation marks
  5. I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me
  6. I take comfort in knowing that people younger than me look older than me.
    Should be "than I [do]"
  7. Attractive people are easier to read and understand
    This seems unfair?
  8. Do you ever feel like when your phone dies you notice things about your friends you never knew before? Emma has blue eyes? John is black?
    I just have a panic attack