A Few Good Ways to Get Dinner Guests to Leave Your Home
Some people don't know when the party's over.
- •Start all your sentences with "Before you leave..."
- •Put on your pajamas
- •Turn on C-Span. And turn up the volume.
- •Tell them someone died. Don't be specific.
- •Start cracking some eggs into a bowl and ask them if they want eggs or French toast
- •Start writing in your journal very intently, but look up every once in a while.
- •Ask them how the economy is doing.