Some people don't know when the party's over.
  1. Start all your sentences with "Before you leave..."
  2. Put on your pajamas
  3. Turn on C-Span. And turn up the volume.
  4. Fart.
  5. Tell them someone died. Don't be specific.
  6. Start cracking some eggs into a bowl and ask them if they want eggs or French toast
  7. Start writing in your journal very intently, but look up every once in a while.
  8. Ask them how the economy is doing.