Things to do when you have a crush
None of this is by any means advice, if anything it is a cry for help
- •Act way too cocky about it at first"We flirt all the time" and then do something majorly ballsy like give him your number outright
- •Get your ass handed to you0 to humbled real quick. DOES HE EVEN LIKE ME AT ALL?!??!!
- •Not be lowkey at all about planning when you will next see eachotherAnd what you will say/ wear/ do at said time
- •Straight up ignore themThen wonder why they don't think you are interested
- •Drink a little too much wine one night with your roommates and send some ~risky texts~
- •Get a little weird and cry for no reason audibly wondering IF YOULL EVER FIND LOVEChill.
- •Get inappropriately jealous and possessive when they have very normal conversations with other peopleLike legit any other human entity
- •Decide you in fact: no longer have a crush and it was all a fleeting misunderstandingThis is true denial
- •Listen to Karen O's crush songs on vinyl for an entire nightShe nailed that album y'all
- •Get drunk again one night and send him a text with zero context saying he is "the first bad man"Awkwardly avoid each other at work after for too long past the point of explanation???
- •Give up? Get married?THIS IS ALL SO STRANGE
- •Like what is he thinking though