THINGS EVERY WOMAN HATES HEARING
Yes, I'm going to eat all this, no I don't want to smile.
- •You should smile more!
- •Are you going to eat all that?
- •Guys don't like it when you wear (insert makeup/clothing item here)
- •Ooooo did you lose weight?
- •Why do you wear so much makeup?
- •You look tired (when you don't wear makeup).
- •Better watch your figure!
- •You'd be so much prettier if you lost weight.
- •Girls can't (insert human activity here).
- •That's not flattering for your body type.
- •Why is a girl like you single? (Obvious reason: I'm overqualified).
- •Really though, why aren't you smiling???