Yes, I'm going to eat all this, no I don't want to smile.
  1. You should smile more!
  2. Are you going to eat all that?
  3. Guys don't like it when you wear (insert makeup/clothing item here)
  4. Ooooo did you lose weight?
  5. Why do you wear so much makeup?
  6. You look tired (when you don't wear makeup).
  7. Better watch your figure!
  8. You'd be so much prettier if you lost weight.
  9. Girls can't (insert human activity here).
  10. That's not flattering for your body type.
  11. Why is a girl like you single? (Obvious reason: I'm overqualified).
  12. Really though, why aren't you smiling???