NORMAL TEXTS I RECEIVE THAT MAKE ME FEEL BAD
Why aren't you constantly and effusively affirming me?
- •HahaThis is obligatory, and you are actually communicating to me that what I said was not funny but that you feel bad for me and my stupid unfunny text. 3 ha's at bare minimum, caps preferred.
- •WordK how's life over there in Bed Stuy? Honestly this reminds me of when 3 white dudes from my private high school in LA made their senior yearbook quotes "Spread love it's the Brooklyn way." Do better.
- •LolSimilar to haha, unless this is in caps, or there are at least two consecutive lol's, I don't believe you think what I said was funny. Mixed feelings about this one making it out of AIM alive.
- •KAre we in a middle school fight?
- •kkLess offensive but also pretty sure I was at your 6th grade graduation, wherein permission to text this was henceforth officially denied
- •CoolShaka to you, too, motherfucker
- •NiceEvidently, I am boring...
- •:)Kill me
- •?The modern day "Go fuck yourself." What did I do to deserve this wordless reply?!!Suggested by @paulgale