1. Patrick Ewing
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    Could give him the ring he never got
  2. Edward Snowden
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    Could fulfill fantasy of living the quiet life, learn to ice skate from Russian pro
  3. Willem DaFoe
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    Subject to change based on success of therapist to cure attraction to white sociopaths
  4. Stringer Bell
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    Entrepreneur w/ 6-pack
  5. Denis Lavant
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    Could teach me how to dance, could reenact fireworks scene from Lovers on the Bridge nightly before bed
  6. St. Francis
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    Could get really good at hiking
  7. Werner Herzog
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    LOLOLOL jk!!!!