- •Patrick EwingCould give him the ring he never got
- •Edward SnowdenCould fulfill fantasy of living the quiet life, learn to ice skate from Russian pro
- •Willem DaFoeSubject to change based on success of therapist to cure attraction to white sociopaths
- •Stringer BellEntrepreneur w/ 6-pack
- •Denis LavantCould teach me how to dance, could reenact fireworks scene from Lovers on the Bridge nightly before bed
- •St. FrancisCould get really good at hiking
- •Werner HerzogLOLOLOL jk!!!!