Things You Won't find on the Eastern Shore of Virginia

  1. Ethnics
    I mean Melanin is a rarity.
  2. Sunblock
    It's like 15 going on 55 skin age wise.
  3. Hat hair
    No one ever removes their baseball cap.
  4. Assholes
    I have never met a natural born jerk here.
  5. Bad Seafood
    I mean all of the ocean life is RIGHT there.
  6. Ethnics
    Seriously, there's like 9 black people here.