Things You Won't find on the Eastern Shore of Virginia
- •EthnicsI mean Melanin is a rarity.
- •SunblockIt's like 15 going on 55 skin age wise.
- •Hat hairNo one ever removes their baseball cap.
- •AssholesI have never met a natural born jerk here.
- •Bad SeafoodI mean all of the ocean life is RIGHT there.
- •EthnicsSeriously, there's like 9 black people here.