A Photographers Survival List.
When taking photographs go awry. Based on actual life events.
- •STEP ONE: Grab your sublime point and shoot.In my case it was my lovely iphone 6s.
- •STEP TWO: Take pictures.Whether it is selfies, Or indiscriminate pictures of dust particles.
- •STEP THREE: Proceed to small hallway with good lighting.Photography is all about lighting.
- •STEP FOUR: Accidentally fall in to hallway wall.Unequivocally the gif is not a hallway but it gets the point across.
- •STEP FIVE: realize you have a hole in your wall*Mind becomes polluted with a mental list of ways your mother will eradicate you*
- •STEP SIX: Breathe.Redrum.....
- •STEP SEVEN: Obtain a pretty flower.
- •STEP EIGHT: Place flower in broken wall.
- •You may now relax your mom may not kill you.But it is not certain.