DRAMATIC SHIT IVE SPEWED LATELY

  1. I spilled salsa on my hand, you might need to airlift me outta here
  2. Life is hard, this world is cold
  3. All of my woes lie confined in the pants I have to wear today
  4. My pits are the ocean
  5. I did it bc of Mercury
  6. You aren't more important than my crystals
  7. I HATE THINGS