1. I specifically ordered ranch dressing (w a side of onion rings)
  2. Aforementioned ranch was made by Emeril
  3. Was convinced Justin Timberlake was in my presence, scoped the perimeter
  4. Met a woman who knew JT, named her "secret agent"
  5. Yelled to secret agent across a room full of 200 ppl
    Every few minutes
  6. Took a pic w an owl who starred in Harry Potter
  7. Eventually realized this was all happening at a rodeo
  8. I was at a rodeo
  9. In Nevada
  10. 👋🏻