FAVORS I DID MYSELF TODAY
- •Sitting 2 feet behind Colin Farrell in hot yoga
- •Ordering Pinot Grigio at a bar instead of garbage liquor
- •Developing the tag line: "I know your smell"
- •Going into someone's yard to pet a cat at 1:30am w no fucks in sight
- •Slamming a candle against my wall to rustle the snoring neighbor (Snorlax)
- •Drinking 96 fucking ounces of water