IF I WROTE A BOOK IT WOULD BE CALLED

  1. The biggest deal
    Everything would be in it
  2. I'm so hungry I forgot
  3. Kale is trash and so are you
  4. Cunt of the year
    A memoir
  5. My crystals are more important than you
  6. The extinction of pants
  7. Ranch dressing: a love affair
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