PLANS I'VE HAD SINCE MOVING TO LA / HOW THEY'VE FAILED

  1. Obtain chill production job at NBC, leave occasionally for auditions/sky rocket to the top
    Offered a teller position at a Chinese bank
  2. Quit smarmy bank job within a month
    It took a year
  3. Get fired at any moral cost
    Lost the company $10,000, still didn't get fired
  4. Move into chic apt in hip sub city bc I have great credit
    Whoops I don't have great credit, moved to garbage city
  5. Make money from acting within a year
    Earned: $0 Spent: $8271517282929
  6. Learn how to parallel park like a champ
    Fuck
  7. WIN THE LOTTO
    Fingers crossed