RECENT DAD QUOTES THAT PROVE WE ARE THE SAME PERSON

  1. "We have to make a plan or else it won't be fun"
  2. "Let me show you step by step how to make the perfect quesadilla"
  3. "I wish we could drink this cup of BBQ sauce"
  4. "Should we just pour the wine into these giant goblets?"
  5. "I know I'm hilarious"
  6. "That guy is just a flab of shit"