Help me, I'm poor? @joakes
  1. Eyeliner / mascara / foundation
    I mean, Target
  2. Soy sauce / hot sauce / ranch
    Condiments run through my veins
  3. A bookshelf
    They failed to check the bottom of the basket NOT MY PROB
  4. Crafting pens
    A bitch needs 2 craft
  5. A pine scented Yankee candle
    My gift from Santa
    I haven't figured out how to birth them yet
  7. Tampons
    Fuck the patriarchy
  8. Toilet paper
    Wiping my butt should be free, ya'll
  9. AAA Batteries
    Vibrators need juice
  10. Money from a bank