WAYS IN WHICH GIRLS ARE GARBAGE MONSTERS TOGETHER
- •We will lick Nutella off of the ground if necessaryGet it gurl
- •We wear middle school PE shirts adorned w 48 unsexy holes wherever the fuck we wantBc feminism
- •We complain about everyone / everything / everyday / foreverIt's hot
- •We insist on brunching sentimentally for 6 hours while publicly scream crying about the beauty friendship
- •We plot to murder peopleOften
- •We haven't showered since??????
- •There hasn't been, and never will be a pillow fightUnless it involves smothering that bitch