WAYS IN WHICH GIRLS ARE GARBAGE MONSTERS TOGETHER

  1. We will lick Nutella off of the ground if necessary
    Get it gurl
  2. We wear middle school PE shirts adorned w 48 unsexy holes wherever the fuck we want
    Bc feminism
  3. We complain about everyone / everything / everyday / forever
    It's hot
  4. We insist on brunching sentimentally for 6 hours while publicly scream crying about the beauty friendship
  5. We plot to murder people
    Often
  6. We haven't showered since
    ??????
  7. There hasn't been, and never will be a pillow fight
    Unless it involves smothering that bitch