WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

Per a bb @joakes request
  1. An artist
    First I liked to draw
  2. A teacher
    Except I hated kids even when I was one
  3. An artist
    Then I liked to paint
  4. A zoologist
    I like cats?
  5. An artist
    Then I liked music
  6. An artist
    But wait I'm made for the fucking stage
  7. An artist
    NO OTHER CHOICE