1. People are melodramatic about hangnails.
  2. No one actually enjoys sour cream.
  3. Men's Wearhouse is ruining men's fashion.
  4. Old Spice and Axe would change or terminate their product if they ever stepped foot in a middle/high school locker room.
  5. Kale is the fastest-acting food for bowel movements.
  6. People repulsed by the word "moist" have also selected "7" as their favorite number.
    Or maybe they don't even have a favorite number.
  7. Some people don't get the right amount of sleep because they can't do math.
  8. Reaction videos on YouTube are incredibly dumb and not funny.
  9. Peaky Blinders is the best show on television.