A running list.
  1. Only fill your coffee mug half way to prevent from drinking that dreaded lukewarm half.
  2. At the Atlanta airport, board the farthest train cart to the left. It will put you ahead of the crowd walking to the escalators leading up to baggage claim.
  3. If you go to the beach with someone named Clark, don't yell their name from the water.
    My brother's name is Clark and I did this when I was younger. People were freaking out.
  4. At baggage claim, stand back 5 feet from the carousel. In this beautiful dream world, everyone would be able to grab their bag with no struggle (including yourself!).
  5. Replace raw onions with raw radishes in your salad.
  6. I never take my belt off when going through airport security. Don't waste your time!
    TSA never says a word about it.
  7. If you are without a soft tissue to wipe/blow your nose, dampen a paper towel to avoid irritation.
  8. Before pooping, place a few sheets of toilet paper in the water to prevent splashing.
  9. To know: light roast coffee has more caffeine than a dark roast.
  10. On your iPhone, the clock icon has a seconds hand.
  11. Find the Tupperware lid before putting the leftover food in it.
  12. If you don't have a squatty potty use a shoebox.