Life Hacks

A running list.
  1. Only fill your coffee mug half way to prevent from drinking that dreaded lukewarm half.
  2. At the Atlanta airport, board the farthest train cart to the left. It will put you ahead of the crowd walking to the escalators leading up to baggage claim.
  3. If you go to the beach with someone named Clark, don't yell their name from the water.
    My brother's name is Clark and I did this when I was younger. People were freaking out.
  4. At baggage claim, stand back 5 feet from the carousel. In this beautiful dream world, everyone would be able to grab their bag with no struggle (including yourself!).
    PLEASE!
  5. Replace raw onions with raw radishes in your salad.