Reasons Why You Should Invite Me To Your Wedding.

On my way to 27 Tuxes.
  1. I'll walk your grandmommy down the aisle.
  2. A pro at this point.
  3. I won't fight too hard for the garter.
  4. Seriously.
  5. And I will still catch the garter.
  6. I'll help you get ready!
  7. I'll stand with my feet too turned out.
  8. Again, sorry - marching band.
  9. Boy Band covers with the bride and groom.
  10. Boy Band dancing.
  11. Smug-ass looks.
  12. Forced arch sock photos.
  13. Eyebrows.
  14. You say jump and I will jump.
  15. The bride will feel beautiful after this look.
  16. Spinning a bridesmaid like a ballerina for our entrance.
  17. I'll come in with a group of friends ready to party.
  18. I'll get the dance floor started.
  19. Beyoncé moves.
  20. Choreography to "Pour Some Sugar on Me"
  21. Air Guitar.
  22. Dancing + Singing
  23. Dancing + Snapping + Face
  24. The dancing does not stop.
  25. All of this while sober, clearly.
  26. After party cigars.
  27. I'll "WOW" your kissing photo.