Things I Say Since Moving To The Midwest

  1. "Sounds like something those trendy people in LA would eat"
  2. "Looks like the corn is coming up."
  3. "New York City"
    Instead of just New York or 'the city.'
  4. "Storm comin in"
    It's so flat. I can see giant clouds from so far away.
  5. "Yes, I'd love your extra [wild harvested animal meat]
    Uncle in law hunts and fishes a lot.
  6. "Let's order Dominos"
    No good takeout/delivery pizza anywhere.
  7. "It's only 15, it's not that cold. "
    Michigan is cold.