Turns out weird variety names are not unique to weed. From Seedsavers
  1. Missouri Pink Love Apple
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  2. Peach Blow Sutton
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  3. Trucker's Favorite Pink
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  4. Kolb
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  5. Japanese Trifele Black
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  6. Mortgage Lifter (Halladay's)
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    There is apparently more than one
  7. Red Zebra
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  8. Cream Sausage
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  9. Velvet Red
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  10. Kellogg's Breakfast
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  11. Basinga
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  12. Hillbilly Potato Leaf
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  13. Black Krim
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  14. Moonglow
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  15. Cherokee Purple
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    I grew these last year. This shit is dank