MEN I INAPPROPRIATELY FANTASIZED ABOUT DURING A MOVIE

Not all villains...it just wasn't the time and the place.
  1. Cal in Titanic
    DUH everyone has. Billy Zane with hair is the dream.
  2. Amon Goeth in Schindler's List
    Why give him a bumbling romantic interest??why was that necessary? Oh wait, I just remembered how that turned out.
  3. Joe in Empire Records
    He's a father figure!! Cover up Rene Zellweger!
  4. Jake Sully in Avatar
    Would he pick being crippled with me, or having legs with them? Let's be real, that's what his choices are dictated by.
  5. Ethan Hawke in Boyhood/The Purge/Sinister/Dead Poets
    Why will I watch anything with this goofy trash in it? I couldn't tell you. I saw Getaway!
  6. This guy from Deathly Hallows Part 1
    You can't see his red highlights in this picture.
  7. Joaquin in Gladiator
    He's sensitive 😢
  8. This guy in The Big Short