MEN I INAPPROPRIATELY FANTASIZED ABOUT DURING A MOVIE
Not all villains...it just wasn't the time and the place.
- •Cal in TitanicDUH everyone has. Billy Zane with hair is the dream.
- •Amon Goeth in Schindler's ListWhy give him a bumbling romantic interest??why was that necessary? Oh wait, I just remembered how that turned out.
- •Joe in Empire RecordsHe's a father figure!! Cover up Rene Zellweger!
- •Jake Sully in AvatarWould he pick being crippled with me, or having legs with them? Let's be real, that's what his choices are dictated by.
- •Ethan Hawke in Boyhood/The Purge/Sinister/Dead PoetsWhy will I watch anything with this goofy trash in it? I couldn't tell you. I saw Getaway!
- •This guy from Deathly Hallows Part 1You can't see his red highlights in this picture.
- •Joaquin in GladiatorHe's sensitive 😢
- •This guy in The Big Short