THINGS I WAS RATIONALLY SCARED OF AS A KID
- •Large Marge in Pee-Wee's Big AdventureAka: claymation faces
- •Being kidnapped from my bedAka: sketchy noises at night
- •Choking to deathAka: swallowing pills
- •Pinocchio at DisneylandAka: embarrassing myself in public
- •Meeting Santa/ The Easter BunnyAka: sobbing on the laps of strangers
- •Getting in troubleAka: getting caught
- •JumanjiI mean duh.