THINGS I'VE THOUGHT POST-HOOKUP

  1. What's this earring doing in my leg?
  2. Is that just really bad floor burn or did I crack a vertebrae
  3. Where am I?
  4. These aren't my pants
  5. I think I broke my ankle
  6. ... But seriously, is this broken?
  7. I regret this
  8. You gonna buy me breakfast?
  9. Whose closet are we in?
  10. I hope we don't get arrested for this. Do you think they caught it on camera? Go Clemson
  11. What time should I come in to work tomorrow?
  12. Don't tell your brother....... Or your other brother
  13. Wanna follow me on Twitter?