PHOTOGRAPHS I REGRET NOT HAVING TAKEN

I always have my phone at the ready to snap a picture of an extraordinarily phallic vegetable at the supermarket or a weird pimple, but sometimes I forget to capture the truly special moments.
  1. burrito bowl that fell into my lap in my car
  2. man on subway listening to suze orman's podcast, carrying a united states postal service tote bag, wearing tevas
  3. woman using a selfie stick on a guided tour of victor hugo's apartment in paris
  4. the look on the face of the man who offered me pot in washington square park after i asked if he took American Express
  5. the sign above livingston high school's concessions stand before its grammatical mistake was painted over
  6. piece of chex mix that looked like a taco shell