1. you're automatically the most different person in the room
  2. you'll always look like a protagonist of a sci-fi movie
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    they're always hot bitches and typically badasses
  3. it exudes confidence
  4. it always looks high fashion
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  5. ...and a little bit rock n roll
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  6. it seeds out the sexist males that are to blame for the years of conditioning society that females should have long hair