Chronological thoughts I have when people compare me to Mindy Kaling
- •Omg. She's amazing and funny and beautiful. That's the highest compliment you could give me!
- •Wait. Is it just because I'm brown? Do we even look alike?
- •I mean...yes...we both have child bearing hips and a great ass...but still.
- •Wait. Is this some South Asian fetish that you have? Let me look at your PornHub history.
- •Mindy really has the best life...mainly because she's been able to make out with all of my celeb crushes so I accept.
- •But seriously...is it because I'm brown AND funny or just because she's the only woman on television that looks remotely like me?
- •Who cares. She's amazing.
- •But if she and Aziz get together, I'll lose it.