THOUGHTS I HAVE WHEN PEOPLE SAY I NEED A BF

Pretty much in this order.
  1. Fuck you. You've clearly been watching too many Hallmark Channel Original "Movies".
  2. Wait...are they right?
  3. Nope. I like to live my life in sweatpants and eat night cheese.
  4. And I won't be able to sleep diagonally in my bed anymore. Lucille Ball knew what was up.
  5. There aren't many people I could spend 48 hours Postmating and Netflixing with...not a great sign. @mindy
  6. Where will my cat sleep? He takes up at least a couch cushion and half a bed.
  7. What if he's allergic to cats? Or worse...doesn't appreciate a good cat gif? Dealbreaker.
  8. I'm not motivated enough to clean up my piles of clothes. Maybe guys will think I'm playing hard to get if I never let them in my bedroom...?
  9. Buy someone else something nice or buy something for myself...?
  10. I think Beyoncé said it best. The shoes on my feet, I bought it. Cause I depend on me.