THOUGHTS I HAVE WHEN PEOPLE SAY I NEED A BF
Pretty much in this order.
- •Fuck you. You've clearly been watching too many Hallmark Channel Original "Movies".
- •Wait...are they right?
- •Nope. I like to live my life in sweatpants and eat night cheese.
- •And I won't be able to sleep diagonally in my bed anymore. Lucille Ball knew what was up.
- •There aren't many people I could spend 48 hours Postmating and Netflixing with...not a great sign. @mindy
- •Where will my cat sleep? He takes up at least a couch cushion and half a bed.
- •What if he's allergic to cats? Or worse...doesn't appreciate a good cat gif? Dealbreaker.
- •I'm not motivated enough to clean up my piles of clothes. Maybe guys will think I'm playing hard to get if I never let them in my bedroom...?
- •Buy someone else something nice or buy something for myself...?
- •I think Beyoncé said it best. The shoes on my feet, I bought it. Cause I depend on me.