1. For drunkenly venting to our group message that he was going to sue the US for being sexist towards men for making them pay a cover charge to the clubs in Vegas
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  2. For trying to split his uber in DC with me
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    I live in ny. He has done this many times
  3. For thinking (even if it was just for a second) that it could be 186°F outside in someone's snapchat
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  4. For sending me one of those dumb Facebook chain mail bullshits
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  5. Going on a romantic apple picking date and immediately snapchatting everyone in his phone of him zooming in on the testicles of the sheep at the apple farm
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