All of the Douchebag Jar charges I have made to my friend Caleb thus far

  1. For drunkenly venting to our group message that he was going to sue the US for being sexist towards men for making them pay a cover charge to the clubs in Vegas
  2. For trying to split his uber in DC with me
    I live in ny. He has done this many times
  3. For thinking (even if it was just for a second) that it could be 186°F outside in someone's snapchat
  4. For sending me one of those dumb Facebook chain mail bullshits
  5. Going on a romantic apple picking date and immediately snapchatting everyone in his phone of him zooming in on the testicles of the sheep at the apple farm