I JUST DID A GREAT THING

  1. So I love the show New Girl
  2. And specifically I love the douchebag jar from the show New Girl
    Genius idea
  3. I have a friend named Caleb who reminds me of Schmidt
  4. And says really douchey dumb things all the time.
  5. Caleb lives in DC and all of our friends are spread out all over the east coast
  6. So I decided to make a DIGITAL douchebag jar for him on venmo
  7. And I have NEVER been this happy.
  8. There will be a follow up list about the things I will charge him for.
  9. STAY TUNED!