THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR PEOPLE THAT BITE STRING CHEESE.
Sorry if you do this, but also you know what? IM NOT SORRY.
- •String cheese is up there in my mind with things that deserve the Nobel Prize for science.
- •A food that is also FUN?
- •You bet your ass it is
- •Look at this glorious piece of tentacled cheese.
- •There is nothing more satisfying than peeling. Especially when what you're peeling is cheese.
- •But some of you feel the need to ignore this privilege.
- •WHY, YOU MONSTERS?
- •WHYESPECIALLY the twisty kind. THATS THE BEST KIND TO PEEL.
- •Some people just want to watch the world burn.
- •Science has proved* that cheese tastes better peeled*not actual science but come on
- •GET IT TOGETHER PPL