THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR PEOPLE THAT BITE STRING CHEESE.

Sorry if you do this, but also you know what? IM NOT SORRY.
  1. String cheese is up there in my mind with things that deserve the Nobel Prize for science.
  2. A food that is also FUN?
  3. You bet your ass it is
  4. Look at this glorious piece of tentacled cheese.
  5. There is nothing more satisfying than peeling. Especially when what you're peeling is cheese.
  6. But some of you feel the need to ignore this privilege.
  7. WHY, YOU MONSTERS?
  8. WHY
    ESPECIALLY the twisty kind. THATS THE BEST KIND TO PEEL.
  9. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
  10. Science has proved* that cheese tastes better peeled
    *not actual science but come on
  11. GET IT TOGETHER PPL