Things Ryan Lochte could lie to me about that wouldn't hinder my sexual attraction to him
Surprised no one has called him "Lyan Lochte" yet
- •Being robbed in rioEmbarrassing? Jeah. Life ending? Jope. Attraction ending? Absolutely jot.
- •His number of medalsHe didn't lie about this I'm just saying
- •Whether hes actually a fish or not
- •The number of women he's slept with
- •The number of men he's slept with
- •His cheese stick biting habitsI have strong opinions about it: THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR PEOPLE THAT BITE STRING CHEESE.
- •Whether or not he bought his insta followers
- •TBH he could lie to me about just about anything and I'd still hit it
- •This has been: "Chelb's unpopular opinion"