Things Ryan Lochte could lie to me about that wouldn't hinder my sexual attraction to him

Surprised no one has called him "Lyan Lochte" yet
  1. Being robbed in rio
    Embarrassing? Jeah. Life ending? Jope. Attraction ending? Absolutely jot.
  2. His number of medals
    He didn't lie about this I'm just saying
  3. Whether hes actually a fish or not
  4. The number of women he's slept with
  5. The number of men he's slept with
  6. His cheese stick biting habits
  7. Whether or not he bought his insta followers
  8. TBH he could lie to me about just about anything and I'd still hit it
  9. This has been: "Chelb's unpopular opinion"
  10. 💕💕💕💕