THINGS YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON

A trend report I started after 2 margaritas
  1. New Mission Chinese is the old Dimes
  2. This look is way hot right now.
    All about the tucked in shirt and the closed toe Birks boys
  3. Mad Max is the most genuine movie in theaters
    Dude was like, "Finally the budget of my dreams! Charlize who? Sure she's invited."
  4. My parents are siiiick
    After my boyfriend told me he couldn't wait to hang out with them and I was surprised and then remembered how dope they are