5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM
- •I really love cotton candy. Stop judging.
- •I dogsat this beast the other week. He's a real nice guy until he pisses all over that one piece of nice furniture from West Elm that you own.
- •Probably my proudest work accomplishment to date. People thought that I actually ballooned in my free time as a hobby.
- •Accidentally discovered this weird indoor farm thing on the top story of a stationary store building in Tokyo while looking for a place to pee. Spoiler alert: I had to wait another hour to pee in a seizure inducing toy store
- •How you'll likely feel about this list