5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

  1. I really love cotton candy. Stop judging.
  2. I dogsat this beast the other week. He's a real nice guy until he pisses all over that one piece of nice furniture from West Elm that you own.
  3. Probably my proudest work accomplishment to date. People thought that I actually ballooned in my free time as a hobby.
  4. Accidentally discovered this weird indoor farm thing on the top story of a stationary store building in Tokyo while looking for a place to pee. Spoiler alert: I had to wait another hour to pee in a seizure inducing toy store
  5. How you'll likely feel about this list