1. You insist on stopping 3 or more car lengths behind the car ahead of you in traffic
  2. You've recently completed a juice cleanse, and are ready to tell the world
  3. You've used the term 'bae' non ironically
  4. You use a vaporizer to billow out large clouds of raspberry scented mist in public
  5. You thought Lady Gaga's Bowie tribute at the Grammy's was 'phenomenal'
  6. You watched the Grammy's
  7. You're more of a 'cat person'
  8. You hang art in your home that involves typography/large inspirational quotes
  9. You proudly admit to people that 'you don't cook'