WE PROBABLY CAN'T BE FRIENDS IF...
- •You insist on stopping 3 or more car lengths behind the car ahead of you in traffic
- •You've recently completed a juice cleanse, and are ready to tell the world
- •You've used the term 'bae' non ironically
- •You use a vaporizer to billow out large clouds of raspberry scented mist in public
- •You thought Lady Gaga's Bowie tribute at the Grammy's was 'phenomenal'
- •You watched the Grammy's
- •You're more of a 'cat person'
- •You hang art in your home that involves typography/large inspirational quotes
- •You proudly admit to people that 'you don't cook'