Things I Learned From the "Kids" Table at Thanksgiving

  1. "What's the most embarrassing thing you've done this week?" is an amazing question and needs no segway
    Winning response: I invited a girl back to my dorm and then accidentally lit her hair on fire.
  2. New holiday drinking game - drink any time you overhear a story that's already been told
  3. Cauliflower casserole looks surprisingly similar to Mac & Cheese