THOUGHTS I HAVE WHEN I'M FORCED TO DRINK THERAFLU
Full of false promises and acetaminophen, Theraflu is always my last resort when I'm sick. But this week, I was Theraflu sick.
- •It'll be just like emergen-C.
- •Just drink it really fast.
- •Oh dear god, it's worse than I remember.
- •Just get it over with. Slam it.
- •Oh god it's so bad.
- •How much money does this company make?? Don't they have the resources to come up with a product that doesn't taste like ass?
- •I'm supposed to drink this whole thing in how many minutes?
- •I choose sickness.