THOUGHTS I HAVE WHEN I'M FORCED TO DRINK THERAFLU

Full of false promises and acetaminophen, Theraflu is always my last resort when I'm sick. But this week, I was Theraflu sick.
  1. It'll be just like emergen-C.
  2. Just drink it really fast.
  3. Oh dear god, it's worse than I remember.
  4. Just get it over with. Slam it.
  5. Oh god it's so bad.
  6. How much money does this company make?? Don't they have the resources to come up with a product that doesn't taste like ass?
  7. I'm supposed to drink this whole thing in how many minutes?
  8. I choose sickness.