I love to feel guilty.
- •Planning a reason to leave something early weeks before I have to go to it.
- •Taking too much niacin to look flushed so I can get out of doing something.
- •Saying, "Let's hang out!" and then never hanging out.
- •Slowly phasing people out of my life who still use Sweet & Low and Equal.
- •Blaming even minor personal shortcomings on my idyllic childhood.