REASONS MY TODDLER WON'T GO TO SLEEP
- •There is a tag on his jammies
- •Because, while I am rocking him, his ear is pressed against my sleeve instead of my bare arm"Roll your seeeve up mommy"
- •Because "I want to take a bath with the little piggies!" (at 4 am while 85% asleep)
- •Because his "legs hurt"2:35am: mommy agrees to search legs for maladies, removes legs from jammies, Toddler instantly falls asleep revealing real reason...
- •Because he was wearing footie pajamas instead of footless pajamasFell asleep second after his feet were released from their monster shaped prison