1. There is a tag on his jammies
  2. Because, while I am rocking him, his ear is pressed against my sleeve instead of my bare arm
    "Roll your seeeve up mommy"
  3. Because "I want to take a bath with the little piggies!" (at 4 am while 85% asleep)
  4. Because his "legs hurt"
    2:35am: mommy agrees to search legs for maladies, removes legs from jammies, Toddler instantly falls asleep revealing real reason...
  5. Because he was wearing footie pajamas instead of footless pajamas
    Fell asleep second after his feet were released from their monster shaped prison