CONVERSATIONS I HAD WHILE BABYSITTING TONIGHT

Even three-year-olds can be passive aggressive.
  1. "What's in your mouth?"
    It was toilet paper, so I said, "Spit it out into my hand!" She did. It was gross.
  2. "I want to read a Mickey Mouse book!"
    So I asked, "Where is your Mickey Mouse book?" She said, "I don't have one." We read Angelina Ballerina instead because a mouse is a mouse.
  3. "I'm sorry I threw my toys, Chelsey."
    She hugged me, and I said "I'm sorry I got mad at you." She said, "I was mad too." Why? "Because you were mad."
  4. She basically said, "I'm sorry you got mad at me."
  5. "Let's not be mad anymore. Can we be happy?"
    The end.