There's a reason people don't invite me places.
  1. Used the 1-person family restroom
    Chuckles and I took turns. While waiting for them, I noticed the women's restroom was literally right next to it. People saw us make this mistake.
  2. "Miriam, look! A cat!"
    It was a dog. A husky, to be exact, which happens to be the team's mascot.
  3. I'm avoiding moving/talking for the rest of this game.