THINGS OLIVER QUEEN DOES FOR THEA THAT MY BIG BROTHERS WOULD NEVER DO FOR ME
I thought my brothers were pretty great until I started watching Arrow. Then I realized they could be so much better.
- •He straight-up murders people for her.I have two older brothers. One of them would never murder someone for me. The other brother is a bit of a wildcard, but I doubt he'd murder for me.
- •He resurrects her.If someone stabbed me and doctors gave me a 0% chance of survival, my brothers would accept that and just be sad. They wouldn't carry me to a special Tibetan hot tub to restore my life.
- •He trains her weird boyfriend to be a vigilante.If I dated someone like Roy, my brothers would just talk about him behind his back. They wouldn't invite him into their vigilante family.
- •He invites her into his vigilante club.He was hesitant about this at first, be he eventually let her in. If I tried to enter my brothers' vigilante lair, they'd lie and say they're watching Hook. That's what they did when I tried to play with them when we were little because they know Hook scares me and I won't risk seeing a second of it. They would NEVER let me be a vigilante with them.
- •He gives her a cute vigilante name.If, by some miracle, I got to join my brothers' vigilante club they wouldn't give me a cute nickname like Speedy. They'd call me Stinker or Crybaby or something negative.
- •He trains with her.My family never exercises together! Sure, I don't like exercise, but I like to be invited.
- •He moves in with her.I don't want my brothers to live with me, but that's not the point. They don't even visit me!