WAYS I'VE BECOME MY FATHER

Please don't let me use a paper clip as a wallet or put ice cubes in red wine.
  1. Intense Mike & Ike cravings
    I'm one Mike & Ike box away from diabetes.
  2. Afternoon naps
    We both have jobs, yet we find a way to be home for a 2pm nap at least once a week.
  3. Having a side of cheese with a sandwich
    There's cheese on the sandwich, too.
  4. Singing along to songs in other languages. In public.
    At least he knows Italian. My Spanish is rusty.
  5. Regularly telling the same jokes to the same people even though no one laughs
    *turns on a light* "I really know how to light up a room."
  6. This face in all pictures