I HAVE TWO ZIPLOC BAGS NEXT TO ME ON THE COUCH

  1. One is filled with chocolate chip cookies
  2. One is filled with fresh veggies.
  3. Guess which one I keep reaching into?
  4. No really.
  5. The veggies. I keep getting veggies.
  6. All that's left is radishes.
  7. These are not chocolate chip cookies.
  8. 🙁