POSSIBLE MEMOIR TITLES
First request! Let's see how this goes.
- •Think I'm funnyI command it.
- •I'm too busy procrastinating to do that.
- •Have you watched Lois and Clark the New Adventures of Superman?!And other questions I ask that never make me any friends.
- •I'm sorry, I fell asleep and couldn't respond to your text about hanging out.And other lies I tell to get out of socializing.
- •Don't read my book till you have watched Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
- •Trust me, I'm cool.
- •Will There Be White Wine There?
- •Bizarrely Fascinating[When @bjnovak describes a list of yours that way, you embrace it. WHAT MY IPOD PLAYED WHILE ON SHUFFLE DURING MY LAST FLIGHT. ]