POSSIBLE MEMOIR TITLES

First request! Let's see how this goes.
  1. Think I'm funny
    I command it.
  2. I'm too busy procrastinating to do that.
  3. Have you watched Lois and Clark the New Adventures of Superman?!
    And other questions I ask that never make me any friends.
  4. I'm sorry, I fell asleep and couldn't respond to your text about hanging out.
    And other lies I tell to get out of socializing.
  5. Don't read my book till you have watched Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
  6. Trust me, I'm cool.
  7. Will There Be White Wine There?
  8. Bizarrely Fascinating
    [When @bjnovak describes a list of yours that way, you embrace it. WHAT MY IPOD PLAYED WHILE ON SHUFFLE DURING MY LAST FLIGHT. ]