STUCK IN AN AIRPORT

I've been at Midway for 4.5 hours, and will be here for about that many more. Tell me your best stranded in an airport story, please, so I don't die of boredom. I'll start.
  1. April 9, 2015 - DFW
    I was going back home to be there on my birthday, the 10th. Instead I got stuck in DFW overnight. I was so stressed, and tired, and nauseous from flying and not eating, that when I finally received the news I would not be making it on the last flight out, I broke down in tears. I ended up sleeping in the little kid play section on those not comfortable benches. But some nice ladies gave me candy the next day for my birthday, so not all hope for humanity is lost.